Talking toilet!

apparently, a german lady decided that her husband's bad aim necessitated invention.

ladies [and gentlement], let me present...

the talking toilet!

in the event that some hapless male should lift the seat, the toilet issues a stern warning to SIT DOWN!

the only problem here is when you lift the lid to puke. The last thing I want to hear when I'm blowing chunks is a toilet berating me for missing [which is usually inevitable when you are violently ill].

it's not likely to take off --

btw, what is the obsession with toilet inventions?
some idiot created a toilet bidet and is trying to market this ridiculous invention on national television. I crack up every time these old folks talk about how nice it is to have your bum spritzed with water after taking a wicked dump. [ooh...so refreshing.] did these people ever think this might be just a wee bit unsanitary? you have a stick that spritzes water sitting in the bowl! your poop [or worse, your diarhea] is going to get all over it! its simply gross. even the arabs have the sense to put the spritzer hose outside the bowl. and that is gross enough itself.